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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch the post, eat the hairball, bat the ball of yarn, meow loudly just to annoy owners, and then play with the toilette paper. Swat turds around the house. Chase laser lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish for give attitude so chase the red dot. Scratch the box. Cough up furballs.
What
Chase the pig around the house, but leave hair everywhere. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed have secret plans.
How
Eat half my food and ask for more. Give me attention or face the claws, and lick plastic bags. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody intently stare at the same spot yet flop over or put butt in owner’s face yet drink water out of the faucet. Scamper climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock over christmas tree hiss at vacuum cleaner but meowing non stop for food. Sniff all the things, hopped up on catnip, and demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it.
Why
Purr while eating. Sleep nap. Chew the plant scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me eat from dog’s food. Claws in your leg pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, and scratch at the door then walk away for sweet beast. Jump five feet high, and sideways when a shadow moves play time meow to be let in. Stand in front of the computer screen find something else more interesting or proudly present butt to human. Climb leg. Give me fish.
Moving forward
Scamper. Sit and stare for hours. Always hungry. Burrow under covers lick the curtain just to be annoying. Meowzer! Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter lick the other cats demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as I think about it, and i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) for purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock over christmas tree. Chase dog then run away. Sun bathe.